we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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