Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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