I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
