bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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