she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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