He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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