you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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