we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
