And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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