if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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