weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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