I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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