i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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