I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
splinters make it hard to masturbate
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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