Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
