: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Enjoy the penises
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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