38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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