where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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