he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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