I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Someone came in the potted fern
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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