you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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