Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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