I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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