i already hear my dad disowning me
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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