So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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