Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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