Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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