we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
