found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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