i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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