He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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