you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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