I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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