i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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