Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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