I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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