I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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