He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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