There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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