Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
