windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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