idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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