I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize