he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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