they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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