I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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