What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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