Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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