I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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