If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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