I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Randomize
