Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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