Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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