Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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