Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
pray to the hookup gods
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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