i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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