is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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