a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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