Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
what is it with giant penises always finding me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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