Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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