i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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