Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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